SSlopdar
29slop score / 100
Suspiciously Clean
🔥 roasted once

Is siddhartha-portfolio-murex-delta.vercel.app built or slop?

Slopdar scanned siddhartha-portfolio-murex-delta.vercel.app and gave it a Slop Score of 29/100 (Suspiciously Clean). 4 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“Nobody types that many em dashes on purpose. Nobody.”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of siddhartha-portfolio-murex-delta.vercel.app
The usual suspects
BootstrapVercel

The receipts

4 tells found
01
High em-dash density+10
Em-dashes show up unusually often. A classic LLM writing tic.
Copy tell
02
Bento-grid layout+9
Bento-style grid markup: a default AI landing-page pattern.
Layout tell
03
Gradient blobs / aurora+9
Large blurred gradient backgrounds: a stock decorative pattern.
Layout tell
04
Hosted on Vercel+6
Vercel hosting headers were present.
Stack tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Links to GitHub-3
A real GitHub link points to actual source or a real person.
Human signal
✓
Custom favicon-2
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 28 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
High em-dash densityclears +10
Rewrite the copy with fewer em dashes. Use periods, commas or a rephrase instead.
02
Bento-grid layoutclears +9
The bento grid is the default AI landing-page shape. Rework it into a layout that fits your actual content.
03
Gradient blobs / auroraclears +9
Replace the blurred gradient blob backgrounds with something specific to your brand.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
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Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
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Considered metadataA real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
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Custom typographyA deliberately chosen web font reads as a human decision.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.