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A radar for slop · est. 2026

Is it built,
or is it slop?

Paste any URL. We sniff out the AI fingerprints, score the vibe 0–100, and roast it accordingly. No mercy. Some mercy. Your call.

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100% organic free-range slop ✦ is your hero just a v0 export? ✦ we found the lorem ipsum ✦ prompted, deployed, prayed over ✦ that gradient blob again ✦ certified hand-crafted?100% organic free-range slop ✦ is your hero just a v0 export? ✦ we found the lorem ipsum ✦ prompted, deployed, prayed over ✦ that gradient blob again ✦ certified hand-crafted?

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The tells

What gives slop away

Five things templates and AI builders can't help but leave behind. We check for every one, and weight them by how guilty they are.

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Tool fingerprints
v0, Lovable, Bolt and Replit all leave marks in the markup.
02
Default assets
The same lucide icons and shadcn buttons, never touched.
03
The usual stack
Next.js on Vercel with Supabase, every single time.
04
Layout tropes
Centered hero, gradient blob, the obligatory bento grid.
05
Leftover junk
Lorem ipsum, “Your Company”, links that go nowhere.
How it works
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Paste a link
Any URL: yours, a rival's, or that startup you've been side-eyeing.
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We scan it
We sniff the markup, stack, copy and assets for every AI tell we know.
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Get roasted
A 0–100 score, the receipts, and a roast worth screenshotting.
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slopdar9 · hand-crafted
slopdar84 · pure slop
slopdar42 · suspiciously clean