SSlopdar
38slop score / 100
Suspiciously Clean
🔥 roasted once

Is shoba-gardens.vercel.app built or slop?

Slopdar scanned shoba-gardens.vercel.app and gave it a Slop Score of 38/100 (Suspiciously Clean). 6 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“Still shipping the create-next-app furniture. Vercel says hi.”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of shoba-gardens.vercel.app
The usual suspects
BootstrapNext.jsTailwind CSSVercel

The receipts

6 tells found
01
High em-dash density+10
Em-dashes show up unusually often. A classic LLM writing tic.
Copy tell
02
Gradient blobs / aurora+9
Large blurred gradient backgrounds: a stock decorative pattern.
Layout tell
03
"Trusted by" logo row+7
A "Trusted by" / "As seen in" social-proof row was found.
Layout tell
04
Stock Next.js setup+6
Next.js with no apparent customisation of the default scaffold.
Default asset
05
Three-feature-card grid+6
The hero-plus-three-cards layout AI builders default to.
Layout tell
06
Hosted on Vercel+6
Vercel hosting headers were present.
Stack tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Considered metadata-2
A real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
Human signal
✓
Custom typography-2
Self-hosted or custom web fonts, not just system defaults.
Human signal
✓
Custom favicon-2
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 32 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
High em-dash densityclears +10
Rewrite the copy with fewer em dashes. Use periods, commas or a rephrase instead.
02
Gradient blobs / auroraclears +9
Replace the blurred gradient blob backgrounds with something specific to your brand.
03
"Trusted by" logo rowclears +7
Only keep the "Trusted by" row if the logos are real. If they are not, remove it.
04
Three-feature-card gridclears +6
The hero-plus-three-cards layout is the AI default. Vary it if your content allows.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
+
Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
+
Link your GitHubIf the project is open source or you have a real profile, link it.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.