23slop score / 100
Hand-Crafted
Is www.ship-or-die.com built or slop?
Slopdar scanned www.ship-or-die.com and gave it a Slop Score of 23/100 (Hand-Crafted). 5 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.
“Ugh, fine. A human made this. With their hands. On purpose.”
Caught on camera
The usual suspects
BootstrapNext.jsVercel
The receipts
5 tells found01
Gradient blobs / aurora+9
Large blurred gradient backgrounds: a stock decorative pattern.
Layout tell
02
Stock Next.js setup+6
Next.js with no apparent customisation of the default scaffold.
Default asset
03
Three-feature-card grid+6
The hero-plus-three-cards layout AI builders default to.
Layout tell
04
Hosted on Vercel+6
Vercel hosting headers were present.
Stack tell
05
Images missing alt text+6
Most images have no alt text, a sign of unreviewed output.
Low-effort tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Considered metadata-4
A real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
Human signal
✓
Custom typography-3
Self-hosted or custom web fonts, not just system defaults.
Human signal
✓
Custom favicon-3
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal
Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.