SSlopdar
15slop score / 100
Hand-Crafted
🔥 roasted once

Is pergolaperformance.com built or slop?

Slopdar scanned pergolaperformance.com and gave it a Slop Score of 15/100 (Hand-Crafted). 2 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“Annoyingly original. We tried so hard to roast it.”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of pergolaperformance.com
The usual suspects
BootstrapCloudflareGoogle Analytics

The receipts

2 tells found
01
High em-dash density+10
Em-dashes show up unusually often. A classic LLM writing tic.
Copy tell
02
Gradient blobs / aurora+9
Large blurred gradient backgrounds: a stock decorative pattern.
Layout tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Considered metadata-2
A real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
Human signal
✓
Custom favicon-2
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 19 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
High em-dash densityclears +10
Rewrite the copy with fewer em dashes. Use periods, commas or a rephrase instead.
02
Gradient blobs / auroraclears +9
Replace the blurred gradient blob backgrounds with something specific to your brand.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
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Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
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Link your GitHubIf the project is open source or you have a real profile, link it.
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Custom typographyA deliberately chosen web font reads as a human decision.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.