SSlopdar
27slop score / 100
Suspiciously Clean
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Is loomiq.pl built or slop?

Slopdar scanned loomiq.pl and gave it a Slop Score of 27/100 (Suspiciously Clean). 4 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“Nobody types that many em dashes on purpose. Nobody.”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of loomiq.pl
The usual suspects
CloudflareNext.js

The receipts

4 tells found
01
High em-dash density+10
Em-dashes show up unusually often. A classic LLM writing tic.
Copy tell
02
Stock Next.js setup+6
Next.js with no apparent customisation of the default scaffold.
Default asset
03
Images missing alt text+6
Most images have no alt text, a sign of unreviewed output.
Low-effort tell
04
No custom favicon+5
The site ships without a favicon link.
Low-effort tell

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 21 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
High em-dash densityclears +10
Rewrite the copy with fewer em dashes. Use periods, commas or a rephrase instead.
02
Images missing alt textclears +6
Add alt text to the images that are missing it.
03
No custom faviconclears +5
Add a favicon.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
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Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
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Link your GitHubIf the project is open source or you have a real profile, link it.
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Considered metadataA real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
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Custom typographyA deliberately chosen web font reads as a human decision.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.