6slop score / 100
Hand-Crafted
🔥 roasted once
Is jvns.ca built or slop?
Slopdar scanned jvns.ca and gave it a Slop Score of 6/100 (Hand-Crafted). 2 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.
“Handmade, load-bearing, and rude to our business model.”
Caught on camera

The usual suspects
Netlify
The receipts
2 tells found01
Negative-parallelism phrasing+6
LLM-favoured "it's not just X, it's Y" / "not only ... but also" phrasing.
Copy tell
02
Hosted on Netlify+5
Netlify hosting headers were present.
Stack tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Real site pages-4
Links to genuine pages (about, blog, pricing, docs) suggest real effort.
Human signal
✓
Links to GitHub-3
A real GitHub link points to actual source or a real person.
Human signal
Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.
Fix your slop
up to 6 points on the tableEvery tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.
01
Negative-parallelism phrasingclears +6
Rewrite "it's not just X, it's Y" sentences as direct statements.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
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Considered metadataA real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
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Custom typographyA deliberately chosen web font reads as a human decision.
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Custom faviconA non-default favicon is a small sign someone cared.
The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.