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22slop score / 100
Hand-Crafted
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Is jonathanburtondesign.com built or slop?

Slopdar scanned jonathanburtondesign.com and gave it a Slop Score of 22/100 (Hand-Crafted). 4 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“This is what websites looked like before the great slop flood.”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of jonathanburtondesign.com
The usual suspects
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The receipts

4 tells found
01
High em-dash density+10
Em-dashes show up unusually often. A classic LLM writing tic.
Copy tell
02
Gradient blobs / aurora+9
Large blurred gradient backgrounds: a stock decorative pattern.
Layout tell
03
Signature AI gradient palette+8
The blue/indigo/violet gradient AI builds reach for by default.
Layout tell
04
Three-feature-card grid+6
The hero-plus-three-cards layout AI builders default to.
Layout tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Real site pages-4
Links to genuine pages (about, blog, pricing, docs) suggest real effort.
Human signal
✓
Links to GitHub-3
A real GitHub link points to actual source or a real person.
Human signal
✓
Considered metadata-2
A real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
Human signal
✓
Custom typography-2
Self-hosted or custom web fonts, not just system defaults.
Human signal

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 33 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
High em-dash densityclears +10
Rewrite the copy with fewer em dashes. Use periods, commas or a rephrase instead.
02
Gradient blobs / auroraclears +9
Replace the blurred gradient blob backgrounds with something specific to your brand.
03
Signature AI gradient paletteclears +8
Move off the default indigo/violet gradient palette to colors picked for the brand.
04
Three-feature-card gridclears +6
The hero-plus-three-cards layout is the AI default. Vary it if your content allows.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
+
Custom faviconA non-default favicon is a small sign someone cared.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.