16slop score / 100
Hand-Crafted
🔥 roasted once
Is hibana-landing.vercel.app built or slop?
Slopdar scanned hibana-landing.vercel.app and gave it a Slop Score of 16/100 (Hand-Crafted). 3 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.
“Certified hand-crafted. Suspiciously so. Are you okay?”
Caught on camera
The usual suspects
AstroBootstrapVercel
The receipts
3 tells found01
High em-dash density+10
Em-dashes show up unusually often. A classic LLM writing tic.
Copy tell
02
Hosted on Vercel+6
Vercel hosting headers were present.
Stack tell
03
Images missing alt text+6
Most images have no alt text, a sign of unreviewed output.
Low-effort tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Considered metadata-2
A real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
Human signal
✓
Custom typography-2
Self-hosted or custom web fonts, not just system defaults.
Human signal
✓
Custom favicon-2
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal
Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.
Fix your slop
up to 16 points on the tableEvery tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.
01
High em-dash densityclears +10
Rewrite the copy with fewer em dashes. Use periods, commas or a rephrase instead.
02
Images missing alt textclears +6
Add alt text to the images that are missing it.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
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Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
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Link your GitHubIf the project is open source or you have a real profile, link it.
The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.