SSlopdar
27slop score / 100
Suspiciously Clean
🔥 roasted once

Is goyzfy.vercel.app built or slop?

Slopdar scanned goyzfy.vercel.app and gave it a Slop Score of 27/100 (Suspiciously Clean). 4 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“No meta description. Even the AI didn't know what this site is about.”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of goyzfy.vercel.app
The usual suspects
BootstrapVercel

The receipts

4 tells found
01
Bento-grid layout+9
Bento-style grid markup: a default AI landing-page pattern.
Layout tell
02
Placeholder images+8
Stock placeholder image services (placehold.co, via.placeholder).
Leftover junk
03
Hosted on Vercel+6
Vercel hosting headers were present.
Stack tell
04
Missing social/meta tags+6
No meta description and no Open Graph tags, a low-effort sign.
Low-effort tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Custom favicon-2
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 23 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
Bento-grid layoutclears +9
The bento grid is the default AI landing-page shape. Rework it into a layout that fits your actual content.
02
Placeholder imagesclears +8
Replace the placeholder image service URLs with real images.
03
Missing social/meta tagsclears +6
Add a real meta description and Open Graph tags.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
+
Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
+
Link your GitHubIf the project is open source or you have a real profile, link it.
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Custom typographyA deliberately chosen web font reads as a human decision.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.