SSlopdar
61slop score / 100
Vibe-Coded
🔥 roasted once

Is cosmoklub.pages.dev built or slop?

Slopdar scanned cosmoklub.pages.dev and gave it a Slop Score of 61/100 (Vibe-Coded). 6 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“Zero alt text. The robots wrote it and still forgot the other robots.”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of cosmoklub.pages.dev
The usual suspects
BootstrapCloudflare

The receipts

6 tells found
01
Lorem ipsum placeholder text+22
Untouched lorem-ipsum filler text is still on the page.
Leftover junk
02
High em-dash density+10
Em-dashes show up unusually often. A classic LLM writing tic.
Copy tell
03
Dead placeholder links+10
Many links still point to "#" or example.com.
Leftover junk
04
Gradient blobs / aurora+9
Large blurred gradient backgrounds: a stock decorative pattern.
Layout tell
05
Missing social/meta tags+6
No meta description and no Open Graph tags, a low-effort sign.
Low-effort tell
06
Images missing alt text+6
Most images have no alt text, a sign of unreviewed output.
Low-effort tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Custom favicon-2
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 63 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
Lorem ipsum placeholder textclears +22
Replace the lorem ipsum with real copy.
02
High em-dash densityclears +10
Rewrite the copy with fewer em dashes. Use periods, commas or a rephrase instead.
03
Dead placeholder linksclears +10
Point the dead "#" links at real pages, or remove them.
04
Gradient blobs / auroraclears +9
Replace the blurred gradient blob backgrounds with something specific to your brand.
05
Missing social/meta tagsclears +6
Add a real meta description and Open Graph tags.
06
Images missing alt textclears +6
Add alt text to the images that are missing it.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
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Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
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Link your GitHubIf the project is open source or you have a real profile, link it.
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Custom typographyA deliberately chosen web font reads as a human decision.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.