SSlopdar
7slop score / 100
Hand-Crafted
🔥 roasted once

Is bcowan.me.uk built or slop?

Slopdar scanned bcowan.me.uk and gave it a Slop Score of 7/100 (Hand-Crafted). 2 AI / vibe-coding tells were found. These are signals, not proof.

“You wrote your own CSS. In this economy?”

Caught on camera
Screenshot of bcowan.me.uk
The usual suspects
Bootstrap

The receipts

2 tells found
01
Three-feature-card grid+6
The hero-plus-three-cards layout AI builders default to.
Layout tell
02
Images missing alt text+6
Most images have no alt text, a sign of unreviewed output.
Low-effort tell
Signs a human was here
✓
Links to GitHub-3
A real GitHub link points to actual source or a real person.
Human signal
✓
Custom favicon-2
A real, non-default favicon, a small sign someone cared.
Human signal

Slopdar reports signals, not proof. A high score means a site smells templated, not that no human was ever involved.

Fix your slop

up to 12 points on the table

Every tell below can be cleared. Do it by hand, or copy the fix prompt and paste it into whatever built this (Claude Code, Cursor, Lovable, you name it). Then re-scan and watch the score drop.

01
Three-feature-card gridclears +6
The hero-plus-three-cards layout is the AI default. Vary it if your content allows.
02
Images missing alt textclears +6
Add alt text to the images that are missing it.
Quick winshuman signs the radar rewards
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Add real pagesReal about / pricing / contact pages linked from the homepage are a strong human sign.
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Considered metadataA real meta description plus Open Graph tags show care.
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Custom typographyA deliberately chosen web font reads as a human decision.

The prompt only removes the tells Slopdar can see. Making the site genuinely good is still on you.